DEAREST ANNA, YOU ARE 18! HOW AMAZING IS THAT? Please stay the way you are: • Chill, relax, unwind and rest. • Place all your clothes in your teenage wardrobe (the ?oor). • Assist in recycling and collect empty bottles, glasses, cutlery and crockery and strategically place them all over your writing desk. • Be better prepared for a third world zombie apocalypse than tomorrow's German test. • Watch TV, listen to music and surf the internet simultaneously, whilst wearing your 17th pair of headsets. • Continue to use your 'equipment location ?nder' or more commonly known as Mum!!!!! • Continue to support the National grid employees by ensuring every light in the house is on at once. One last thing: Before you go to University please place anything you don't want on the ?oor. You know we love you this way. Happy Birthday from your mentor, concierge, cook, chauffeur, cleaner, ATM, drinks supplier and party service. Love from Mum & Dad, Janner & Charlie.
Share Notice
Viewed by:77 visitors. Uploaded: 8 years ago
Published in: Evening Chronicle.
Published from: May 20, 2016.
Region: North East
Register today to receive email notifications about recent activity on ANNA notice.
